Well, Eric over at The IPC provided a list that only he could, and in a manner and style that only he could… it was like bringing a mini but personal Shitfest to the table, but oh so grand! If you want rib-crackingly hilarious posts to read every day, something to bring some light into your day in some dark way, then I would highly suggest you go on over and check out Eric’s site if you haven’t already!
Should you be interested in submitting a Top Ten list, draw up a list of either your top ten personal favourite movies or a top ten list by a specific genre/theme and send it along to me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Hope to see a few more lists!
*Please note good readers, in America the word “Boner” was once used to describe a stupid mistake – or an error – before it nestled into its current use. Here are the top ten movie boners that I saw in 2013 (please note that I didn’t see every new release that came out).
How disappointing! Such a good premise, such a good director! Such good special effects! Such poor delivery and execution. BAH HUMBUG!!
9) OZ: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
YAAAAWWWWNNNNN Franco really is a sucky actor. Come on, people.
8) THE INTERNSHIP
WTF?? These guys need to hang it up. This bit has gotten so old it’s balls are droopy and wilted. Go away.
7) RED 2
I LOVED RED!!! WTF is this shit??? This was so incredibly boring and just plain stupid. Talk about overstaying your welcome. BOOO. PISS!!!!!
6) THE HANGOVER PART 3
Totally pointless, stupid, ridiculous and unnecessary. Eat shit.
5) PAIN AND GAIN
This was so dumb I couldn’t even stand it. In fact, the wife hated it so much we didn’t even finish it. Thank God.
4) GI JOE RETALIATION
Another one that was so dumb we didn’t even finish. Thank the gods of the east it was free.
3) BEYOND THE HILLS
Excuse my language but WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING??? An abomination.
2) ONLY GOD FORGIVES
If you have to ask, please see my thoughts here: http://isaacspictureconclusions.com/2013/09/12/shitfest-2013-fall-only-go-forgives/
1) THE LAST EXORCISM PART 2
One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. An hour and a half of people bending over backwards. FUCKING TERRIBLE.