SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ UNDER THE BED (2012)

My latest entry for the latest Shitfest…

Dear goodness, this is something even the Shitfest Master Eric won’t watch!

Isaacs Picture Conclusions

SFSOFFICIAL

BY: THE SPORADIC CHRONICLES OF A BEGINNER BLOGGER

under the bed poster

*CONTAINS SPOILERS*
(just in case someone really wants to waste their time and look into this hunk of junk)

I know I am not one to spoil on movies, and usually I am pretty quiet on it. But this one… just no. I have to forewarn you all. I have to bitch, enough that you can understand why this was such a waste of life.

What the hell did I watch? This is like material that Eric usually watches (though even he wouldn’t touch this one and even laughed at me for having watched it)… I cannot even begin to articulate it, though I am going to try my best. I don’t even think that this will go on very long, either, which is alright too.

WHY, WHY, WHY?! First off, why the heck was the older brother with his aunt all…

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15 thoughts on “SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ UNDER THE BED (2012)

    • Zoë says:

      Bwahahaha, Ruth, it is so bad it is actually laughable! If something like that hopped up from under MY bed I would first criticize the hell out of it based on appearance alone! 😛

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      • ruth says:

        Ahah, you’ll just be scolding this creature for being so laughably ugly then, LOVE it!! Well I don’t care for horror as you already know, even less so when it’s terrible, ahah.

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      • Zoë says:

        Yeah, or send it back to it’s maker to give it one fat slap for shaming it in public!

        I don’t blame you. There are so many horrors, and so few good ones. 😦

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      • ruth says:

        I much prefer psychological horror that’s more suspenseful instead of a gore fest. There are way too many terrible horror movies year after year but people must love ’em otherwise studios won’t keep making ’em 😦

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      • Zoë says:

        You are right there! Psychological horror is always better. I love mind games, and I prefer it when there is something more to see than some silly looking monster, because that is invariably where one loses me.

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  1. Natasha Harmer says:

    I actually found this online one day and felt like watching a new horror that I hadn’t heard of…I literally watched this out of *choice*..HUGE mistake haha I wish I had read a review like this before I watched the whole thing. I think my consensus was shit acting, poor story but not quite bad enough to make you switch off before the end…I have seen worse, but it was still a big waste of time

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