SHITFEST 2015: AMITYVILLE II: THE POSSESSION (1982)

Oh my goodness! I thought I had shared my Shitfest bitch session with the world, but it would seem that I did not do so yet. Anyone who missed it, head on over to The IPC to see how little I thought of Amityville II: The Possession!

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Hello, hello! Yes, it is time. I, Zoë, from The Sporadic Chronicles of a Beginner Blogger, me, myself, and I… we are taking over The IPC today to bitch, I repeat, BITCH, about this sorry slop of a film, Amityville II: The Possession.
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FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the ever-loving fuck?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!

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I don’t know if I have ever been so aggro watching a movie. There was just so much wrong with this, and I will delve into that shortly.

I could not stand that prick of a father, Anthony Montelli. What a dick, and the worst of it all is that he was that bad a jackass before moving into the house, as evidenced by some freaky conversation where his son basically told us he knows his dad will beat him right to how he wants him. So don’t even put…

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