Hello, all. The Oracle of Film here. I have been perusing your blogs for some time now (some of them are even legible), and I have noticed a trend that I have not been keeping up with. Hot people. Vinnieh’s site has turned into NSFW, Zoë is fascinated with hot men in suits and the IPC… well, I can’t tell if the IPC is also doing this trend, or if he is just doing what he normally does, but still… I seem to be all alone when it comes to the ‘Hot Actors in Suits’ lists. Then, it occurred to me. I’m an actor. I have a suit. So, below, are the top ten photos of me in a suit, hopefully helping you – and any actors watching – learn how to pose in a suit properly.
10th – The Standard Suit Pose
9th – The Scruffy Bad-Boy Suit Pose
8th – (A and B) The ‘I’ve done my buttons up wrong’ Pose.
7th – The photo with a cute animal Pose
6th – The ‘Hey look, no matter how famous I am I can still pull a funny face and be like you civilians’ pose
5th – The Sexy Pose
4th – The ‘How To Properly Have an Understanding of Chairs’ Pose
3rd – ‘FFS!!!’
2nd – The Getting Trapped in an Oven Pose (Classic, amirite?)
1st – Katy Perry
This is great work, so funny and good. Appreciate the shout out.
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I am so glad you have finally explained the chair concept to me.
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This post is fabulous.
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Absolutely!
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I had good fun making this one. A shout out to Edward Sillence for taking the photos for me.
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What is this filth??? This makes me want to do a rebuttal post…….
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It has been very educational!
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It was Luke in the left shark costume all along?! Mind blown.
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Will we ever recover?!
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This is absolutely hilarious!!!!!! I’m actually laughing out loud. The tie in the oven! Brilliance.
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It was a stroke of brilliance! That oven… Lol!
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Ha! Very nice, Luke. I like number 9 the most! 🙂
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We are most certainly in agreement hahaha.
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LOOOOOLLLLLL. This is brilliant. Well done, Luke. You wear the hell outta that suit, buddy. 😉
#science
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Research will pop up in the strangest places, right?
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You just never know!!
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How much alcohol was consumed in the making of this series of filth?
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Damn fine question…
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Not enough.
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Looking sharp 😀
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Like a rock!
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Instantly thought of a pebble.
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